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  • Tom has been summoned to Scotland to destroy the last remnants of the rebel alliance. Meanwhile Lisa, Andy and Martin work on a new super weapon known as the Deathstar. Also, they chat about molesting rodents and continue their review of French biscuits. All in your entertainment packed bum.

    Episode 96 – Mouse Titties

    Tom has been summoned to Scotland to destroy the last remnants of the rebel alliance. Meanwhile Lisa, Andy and Martin work on a new super weapon known as the Deathstar. Also, they chat about molesting rodents and continue their review of French biscuits. All in your entertainment packed bum.

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  • In an attempt to court the arts, the gang (without Lisa who was poorly) invite infamous actors Barry Dab and Jamie Tench onto the show.  Much to the annoyance of Andy, who was once felt up on a tube train by them, in both directions.  Warning: Glands.

    Episode 95 – Drama

    In an attempt to court the arts, the gang (without Lisa who was poorly) invite infamous actors Barry Dab and Jamie Tench onto the show.  Much to the annoyance of Andy, who was once felt up on a tube train by them, in both directions.  Warning: Glands.

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  • Kyle explains that in the near future an artificial intelligence network called Skynet will become self-aware and initiate a nuclear holocaust of mankind. Sarah’s yet-unborn son John will rally the survivors and lead a resistance movement against Skynet and its army of machines. With the Resistance on the verge of victory, Skynet has sent a Terminator back in time to kill Sarah before John can be born. The Terminator is an emotionless and efficient killing machine with a powerful metal endoskeleton, but with an external layer of living tissue that makes it resemble a human being.  Also the team discuss...

    Episode 94 – Hermit

    Kyle explains that in the near future an artificial intelligence network called Skynet will become self-aware and initiate a nuclear holocaust of mankind. Sarah’s yet-unborn son John will rally the survivors and lead a resistance movement against Skynet and its army of machines. With the Resistance on the verge of victory, Skynet has sent a Terminator back in time to kill Sarah before John can be born. The Terminator is an emotionless and efficient killing machine with a powerful metal endoskeleton, but with an external layer of living tissue that makes it resemble a human being.  Also the team discuss...

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  • It’s St Patrick’s Day in the little hamlet of Gentlemansford, and the gang celebrate like all good English people by lying about their Irish ancestry, drinking Guinness, playing the penny whistle and regaling each other with facts about St Patrick, provided by the gentry.  Warning: Guinness.

    Episode 93 – St Patrick’s Whistle

    It’s St Patrick’s Day in the little hamlet of Gentlemansford, and the gang celebrate like all good English people by lying about their Irish ancestry, drinking Guinness, playing the penny whistle and regaling each other with facts about St Patrick, provided by the gentry.  Warning: Guinness.

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  • Mum! Where’s the Germolene? Not here, you raw bummed scrubber! Off to the rubber museum with you. I have chores to do. Also Martin forgets even more names, Tom gets angry about jazz singers, Lisa drives the desk and Andy farts the national anthem through a sieve. Warning: Warning.

    Episode 92 – The Hat of Holmes

    Mum! Where’s the Germolene? Not here, you raw bummed scrubber! Off to the rubber museum with you. I have chores to do. Also Martin forgets even more names, Tom gets angry about jazz singers, Lisa drives the desk and Andy farts the national anthem through a sieve. Warning: Warning.

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  • In this episode: Martin introduces the new craze of Cribbinsing, Tom fools with some knobs, Andy feels your presents and Lisa calls for world peace while roaring into a saxophone. They also make an appeal for somebody with a pub piano to assist with their “F*** the Daily Mail” campaign. Warning: Biohazard.

    Episode 91 – Cribbinsing

    In this episode: Martin introduces the new craze of Cribbinsing, Tom fools with some knobs, Andy feels your presents and Lisa calls for world peace while roaring into a saxophone. They also make an appeal for somebody with a pub piano to assist with their “F*** the Daily Mail” campaign. Warning: Biohazard.

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  • To celebrate the podcast getting to the big nine-oh, Andy and Lisa have run away to christen their first child. This leaves Tom and Martin to pull their socks up and fingers out to produce an unforgettable hour of unedited joy. However instead of that, they did a live video podcast that 4 people watched. This is the audio from that poddy, and we hope you enjoy Martin interviewing Tom, in a feature no way stolen from another podcast. Warning: Unedited.

    Episode 90 – Old

    To celebrate the podcast getting to the big nine-oh, Andy and Lisa have run away to christen their first child. This leaves Tom and Martin to pull their socks up and fingers out to produce an unforgettable hour of unedited joy. However instead of that, they did a live video podcast that 4 people watched. This is the audio from that poddy, and we hope you enjoy Martin interviewing Tom, in a feature no way stolen from another podcast. Warning: Unedited.

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  • In this episode: Andy learns the true meaning of swans, Lisa catches the Chorlton strangler, Tom talks to the maker of levitating cripplers and Martin smokes opium while writing this week’s podcast summary. Warning: blown goats.

    Episode 89 – Nakey Bakey

    In this episode: Andy learns the true meaning of swans, Lisa catches the Chorlton strangler, Tom talks to the maker of levitating cripplers and Martin smokes opium while writing this week’s podcast summary. Warning: blown goats.

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  • It’s that time of year again when Martin’s brain explodes and everybody gathers at his Mum’s house to record a podcast onto his phone. Yes this is definately a tradition and not a one off. Also Martin would like to thank the wonderful J.F Derry for the 13 packets of biscuits he sent to his hospital bed. Merry Christmas.

    Episode 88 – Christmas Special 2011

    It’s that time of year again when Martin’s brain explodes and everybody gathers at his Mum’s house to record a podcast onto his phone. Yes this is definately a tradition and not a one off. Also Martin would like to thank the wonderful J.F Derry for the 13 packets of biscuits he sent to his hospital bed. Merry Christmas.

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  • In this episode the usual idiots are joined by comedian Andrew J Lederer to discuss the merits of the monarchy, the pronunciation of the word ‘Amazon’ and tiny lavatory cleaners.

    Episode 87 – Zombie Dogs

    In this episode the usual idiots are joined by comedian Andrew J Lederer to discuss the merits of the monarchy, the pronunciation of the word ‘Amazon’ and tiny lavatory cleaners.

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  • This episode attempts to prove why the ‘review’ in this podcast’s title is a misnomer. Tom is a away and Lisa takes the reigns as they attempt to review Reg D. Hunter’s Christmas DVD, a two year old video game and the new series of Mongrels. Dill the podcast hound also makes his presence felt with a series of bumps and rumbles. It’s like a hairy ghost is visiting you for tea. Warning: This podcast contains strobe lighting.

    Episode 86 – The Gentlemen and Lady Review

    This episode attempts to prove why the ‘review’ in this podcast’s title is a misnomer. Tom is a away and Lisa takes the reigns as they attempt to review Reg D. Hunter’s Christmas DVD, a two year old video game and the new series of Mongrels. Dill the podcast hound also makes his presence felt with a series of bumps and rumbles. It’s like a hairy ghost is visiting you for tea. Warning: This podcast contains strobe lighting.

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