The Gentleman's Review

Episode 61a – The Rejected Episode

Chaps — Mon, 06 Sep 2010 15:14:53 +0000

This podcast was recorded during an interval between drinking sessions and features at least one guest who had no idea what was going on. Even though the podcast number is announced as 62 we don’t think it is good, long enough or of a sufficiently high sound quality to deserve title music or its own episode number. Warning: This is terrible.

Episode 61 – No Poo But Purlieu

Chaps — Sun, 22 Aug 2010 15:49:50 +0000

This week Andy pitches some new series ideas for Robson Green, Tom reviews the reviews of ‘Sherlock’ and Martin reminisces about closing an Edwardian music hall with a ‘not shitting’ act. Warning: Bouncy.

Episode 60 – 2010 Edinburgh Fringe Special

Chaps — Fri, 13 Aug 2010 17:36:52 +0000

The chaps are joined by comedian Michael Legge in Edinburgh to discuss punk perry, self harming actors and talking lead. Martin also proves why he shouldn’t drink four pints before a podcast. Warning: Contains far more funny material than usual, due to Michael.

Episode 59 – Cheggered

Chaps — Sun, 25 Jul 2010 14:21:13 +0000

In this episode: spurred on by the efforts of Keith Chegwin, the guys steal a feature from another podcast before discussing Spandex in the fax and Shatner’s BMW. Not only that but Tom treats us to his famous street theatre. Warning: guts and ghosts.

Episode 58 – Too Damned Hot!

Chaps — Tue, 13 Jul 2010 14:54:36 +0000

In this episode the guys struggle with the oppressive heat to discuss: living in an igloo, Martin’s hatred of Christine Bleakley and the Lavatory Queen. Warning: Contains slow slurring words.

Episode 57 – The Trousers of Matthew Crosby

Chaps — Sun, 27 Jun 2010 15:29:44 +0000

In this episode: Andy laments the loss of Matthew Crosby’s trousers, Martin tells of his adventures with ducks and Tom is surprised to see a man. Warning: This episodes is made of electricity.

Episode 56 – Are We Recording?

Chaps — Sun, 13 Jun 2010 17:11:26 +0000

In this week’s episode Martin and Tom are left to their own devices while Andy is away doing something else. So they get drunk and forget that they are recording a podcast, before running out of beer and going to the pub. Warning: Contains scenes of an alcoholic nature.

Episode 55 – Two Men and Dill

Chaps — Sun, 30 May 2010 18:55:06 +0000

With Tom working towards world domination, Dill the podcast hound helps Martin and Andy to discuss topics such as: Masterchef, Martin’s most embarrassing train moment and his new iPhone. Before they all take a trip to New York and land back in England just in time to chop a head off. Warning: May contain racist mice.

Episode 54 – Slowing Down

Chaps — Sun, 16 May 2010 16:33:51 +0000

This week the chaps never really get a majority of brains . They blame the stresses of working within a coalition and the time spent negotiating with barmen. However they still manage to discuss forming a new Oasis tribute band, young people’s attitudes to rimming and the perils of suggesting that Russell Crow is rubbish at accents. Warning: Loose lips sink ships.

Episode 53 – The Big Vote

Chaps — Sat, 01 May 2010 21:11:11 +0000

In this episode Tom and Martin fight through their hangovers to join Andy in the real world. Topics include Yoda’s technophobia, carrots and the future of the podcast. Cast your vote at http://www.thegentlemansreview.com to decide the future of The Gentleman’s Review. Warning: Contains legs.

Episode 52 – Salty Stone

Chaps — Sat, 17 Apr 2010 22:19:01 +0000

In this episode Martin, Andy and Tom get to grips with the latest scientific theories while drifting away on a raft made of their own beer sodden minds. Warning: Fleshy nozzles

Episode 51 – Doctor New

Chaps — Sun, 04 Apr 2010 13:02:46 +0000

In this unedited and waffly episode, the chaps discuss the new series of Doctor Who, Tom get a strop on about being talked over and Martin discusses the burgeoning romance between him and Brian Blessed. Warning: Very waffly.

Episode 50 – Second Birthday

Chaps — Sun, 21 Mar 2010 16:25:17 +0000

It has been two years since the chaps started waffling into microphones and ramming it into people’s ears using the internet. However this doesn’t stop them from talking utter bollocks for yet another episode. Warning: Contains violent imagery.

Episode 49 – The Empire Strikes Back

Chaps — Sat, 06 Mar 2010 19:53:50 +0000

In this episode: The war against the Precious Little podcast continues and the chaps must fight a battle to free themselves from the tyranny of the evil Darth Legge. Warning: must contain explosions.

Episode 48 – On a Musical Bent

Chaps — Sat, 20 Feb 2010 20:15:44 +0000

This week: Martin has a breakdown in musical form and attempts to excommunicate himself , Andy presses the buttons to make it all work and Tom knocks one out over Phyllis Logan’s fruity baps. Warning: Contains bottoms.

Episode 47 – Chocolatey

Chaps — Sun, 07 Feb 2010 15:52:56 +0000

In this slightly odd addition to The Gentleman’s Review canon: Martin confuses everybody by launching into an impromptu improv, Andy plays “Jizz or Gin” for the first time and Tom tries to keep it all together by shouting at idiots. Warning: This podcast contains flashing imagery and sounds.

Episode 46 – Wobbly Heads

Chaps — Sun, 24 Jan 2010 17:19:21 +0000

With Andy away at a cockney knees-up, Martin and Tom experiment with pissed podcasting. Topics include: farting puppies, cause and effect and exploding tits. Warning: Do not try this at home. Tom and Martin are trained drinkers.

Video Intro to Episode 46

Chaps — Sun, 24 Jan 2010 16:53:32 +0000

Just a few words from Martin and Tom to enhance your listening pleasure of episode 46.

Episode 45 – Three Men No Cup

Chaps — Sun, 10 Jan 2010 14:18:47 +0000

It is 2010 and the chaps lose no time in dragging the tone of the new year down to their level. The conversation turns to such edifying subjects as purchasing porn before the days of the internet, Doctor Who and films that mangle Sherlock Holmes. Warning: Contains strong coffee.

Episode 44a – Bestish Bits & Outtakes of 2009

Chaps — Wed, 30 Dec 2009 22:00:03 +0000

In this special bonus episode, Martin drags himself from his sick bed to present a compilation of favourite moments from the podcasts of 2009.

Episode 44 – Christmasness Special 2009

Chaps — Sun, 13 Dec 2009 19:16:16 +0000

It’s Christmas again and the guys are joined by the beautiful Lisa Goddard to drink sherry, eat Christmas cake and talk the bollocks off a leper. Subjects covered are David Tennant’s best bits, Christmas telly and bobbing for turkeys. Later Martin’s mum makes a surprise appearance before Tom, Andy and Lisa show their embarrassment as they sing a rude song in front of her. Warning: Contains tinsel tits.

Episode 43 – The Mouse Trap

Chaps — Sun, 29 Nov 2009 14:35:09 +0000

Martin is in charge this week and the chaps discuss crap porn (again), clever mice and Doctor Who. Martin also psychoanalyses the chaps but keeps his findings secret. Warning: Hard heads must be worn beyond this point.

Episode 42 – Arse and Hammer

Chaps — Sun, 15 Nov 2009 17:00:35 +0000

Martin has his house destroyed and Tom gets cross with a loud sexy lady. They also announce their new email address, as the old one is broken. It is: thechaps@thegentlemansreview.com Warning: Contains scenes of a sexual nature and wanton destruction.

Episode 41 – X-Ray Specs

Chaps — Sun, 01 Nov 2009 19:25:35 +0000

Thomas Gary Stringfellow mans the cauldron for a Halloween edition of the podcast – in which names for shit are discussed at length, Martin John Patrick Wolfenden makes less sense than usual and Andrew Duncan Wilson gets cross with British Telecom. Warning: May contain guts.

Episode 40 – The Balloon of Time

Chaps — Sun, 18 Oct 2009 17:48:08 +0000

In this episode the team accidentally crash a podcast presented by their future selves, where they discuss stealth wanking, erotic bus journeys and whether you can ram an entire fast food meal up your arse. Warning: This podcast may contain time vortices.

Episode 39 – Exhausted

Chaps — Sun, 04 Oct 2009 16:35:58 +0000

This week: Andy ‘The Biscuit King’ Wilson is in charge of two exceedingly knackered shadows, in the corpulent shapes of Martin Wolfenden and Tom Stringfellow. Each of whom squeeze out their final ounce of energy to discuss topics such as: the hatred of sub post offices, inconsiderate epileptics and stupid school teachers. Warning: This podcast may contain knackered pillocks.

Episode 38 – Slight Hysteria

Chaps — Sun, 20 Sep 2009 14:36:40 +0000

This week Tom takes the chair and the chaps discuss Katy Price, Kanye West and Michael Jackson’s enemies. Andy gets off his tits on coffee, which leads to levels of hysteria never before witnessed in this podcast. So come on Granddad, turn the boiler off! Warning: This episode contains flashing imagery.

Episode 37 – The Case of a Disappearance

Chaps — Mon, 07 Sep 2009 17:27:46 +0000

Rushbearing 2009 Special: In this episode the chaps disappear at the Sowerby Bridge Rushbearing Festival. Where do they be? Were aliens, ghosts or Monkeys to blame? Do we really care? It was all going on at this year’s Rushbearing festival, mark my words. Warning: May contain nuts.

Episode 36 – Hammocks and Exploding Heads

Chaps — Sun, 23 Aug 2009 14:59:20 +0000

In this episode: Martin makes the same ‘deliberate misunderstanding’ joke three times. Tom tells of being molested by Paul Foot and Andy keeps it all together armed with nothing more than a cup of tea and his wits. WARNING! : This podcast contains scenes of fat man flagellation and more than one massively inappropriate joke.

Episode 35 – Edinburgh Fringe 2009

Chaps — Tue, 11 Aug 2009 17:04:02 +0000

This episode comes from a beer garden in Edinburgh where Martin, Tom & Andy review some of the shows they’ve seen and drink Mark Watson dry of his pear juice. You may be able to detect some drunkenness in this podcast. However this has been caused by technical problems with the recording equipment and not the five pints drunk by each of the chaps before the recording.

Episode 34 – Burger Raves

Chaps — Sun, 26 Jul 2009 17:45:49 +0000

This week the wonky brained men start on Martin’s arse before giving tips on avoiding the pig shivers and wallow in nostalgia as they reminisce about Teletext and ITV Nightscreen. Were those days better? Or were they just shit? Why does Martin sound so pissed in this episode?

Episode 33 – Andrew Wilson and the Hangover Kids

Chaps — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 17:51:28 +0000

In this thirty third episode: Andy coaxes the best out Tom and Martin who are terribly hung-over and they chat about Michael Jackson’s funeral (and the terrible cost to Martin’s Twitter standing), they rant about a certain comedian and discuss what prompted them to self abuse during their early teens. Also listen out for Martin’s brain finally melting during a discussion about Edinburgh previews.

Episode 32 – Pop King Pops Clogs

Chaps — Sun, 28 Jun 2009 13:47:28 +0000

This time Martin steers the G.R dinghy into shark infested waters before accidentally puncturing it with a tooth pick. (Enough! Ed.) In this episode the chaps discuss the demise of the king of pop, look at the BBC’s Sense and Sensibility report and stare out a northern poet. They would also like to welcome all of their sexy new listeners.